Asian Parents
Scolding for being lazy
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Hotel shampoo
Dishwashers are shelves
Plastic bags
Don't say please
Chopsticks for everything
Oven holds pots and pans
Reusing paper towels
Refusal to turn on thermostat (too cold)
Keeping plastic wrapper on everything
Slippers
Sauce packets from restaurants
Tiger Balm
Magical soap refills
Money's worth from a buffet
Misleading containers/reusing pickle jars
Chicken feet cold medicine
Did you eat yet?
Reusing containers
Tough love
Buying noodles in bulk
Comparing colleges with other Asian parents (UCLA/Berkeley)
Live with parents forever
Asian fruit dessert
Not scared of killing insects in the house
Birds and the Bees
Good grades, no dating
Saving a little bit of food
Only can be doctor
No piercings or tattoos
Refilling water bottles with tap water
Keeping expired food
No cold water
Calling out acne
Assuming acceptance from college
Gossip quietly
Where have you been? Skilled interrogators
Never feel cold
Food bipolarism (encourage to eat, then call fat)
American foods too sweet
Music is a hobby, not a career
Can't operate a camera/Camera turned off by itself
Comparing you to better cousins/children of friends - medical school acceptance
No sleepovers/Don't trust the neighbors
Electronic protection/wrapping
A's are average
Did you do your homework?
Traditions that you don't know or you'll bring shame to the family
Summer break? More like summer school
Whatever is in their hands = smack smack smack
Scolding for being lazy
Love for variety shows
No hobbies, just raising you children
Prestigious college = amazing person = date them
Asking bunch of ridiculous questions during movies/TV shows