Here are all the jokes that could be displayed on the "Joke of the day" section of the main page collected through my own anecdotal experiences and from various online sources.

  • There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in ternary.
  • What's the best thing about UDP jokes? I don't care if you get them or not.
  • A computer scientist sees a warning to not touch the electric fence but touches it anyway and dies. After going to heaven, people ask him why he touched the fence. He replies, "Computer scientists don't care about warnings, only errors."
  • One hundred bugs in the computer code, one hundred bugs in the computer code. Take one out, recompile, one hundred and one bugs in the computer code.
  • A customer asks the barista for the Wi-Fi password. The barista says, "You have to buy a drink first". So the customer buys an espresso and asks, "Now can I have the Wi-Fi password?" The barista replies, "You have to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase."
  • Why did the computer say "Merry Christmas" on Halloween? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
  • Why did everyone love the stack at the holiday party? Because it was the LIFO the party.